News? You want news? Here’s some news!

Long story short, I gave birth in February 2024 to the world’s cutest baby. He’s so cute that he had to stay in the NICU for 4 months because the world just wasn’t ready for his cuteness. His cuteness has now reached such levels that he actually needs heart surgery to staunch the uncontrolled flow of cuteness that pumps through every cell of his lil’ bod. He’s getting this very complicated but very necessary surgery on Halloween! So if ya came here to see what I’m in next, you can catch me at NYU Langone where I’ll be performing every night to the ICU nurses, much to their chagrin.

What Are You Doing New Year’s, New Year’s Eve (eve)?

Staying in NYC for NYE? What better way to shake off the year and all your cringey moments than by coming to REJECTS ANONYMOUS, the improvised 12-step meeting for chronic losers! Conceived and performed by my comedy duo Double D, we take the audience’s true (but anonymous) stories of rejection and use them as inspiration to create a whole cast of wacky characters helping each other make peace with their inner reject. And like any decent self-help meeting, there will be donuts!

REJECTS ANONYMOUS
Monday, December 30
7:00pm
Caveat
21A Clinton St., betw. Houston and Stanton
NYC
Ticket link coming soon!